Driving is soooooo a big pet peeve of mine.

I'm not going to say the city that I was in yesterday because I'm pretty sure that this list would apply to any city on this fine planet of ours, but I would just like to add a few classes for the Board of Education to review for their Driver's Education program.

1.  Merging 101

2. What the sign "Lane ends merge right/left" means to me.

3. Why driving 90 miles an hour in torrential rain is not a good "choice".

4.  Proper use of your horn. ( No, that is not a euphemism)

5.  How to work together with fellow traffic jam mates to teach that jerk a lesson.

6.  A traffic jam on a hill is not a good time to learn how to drive a stick shift.  

7. Proper use of many four letter favorites.

8. When stuck in a traffic jam just say no to your gas pedal.  

9. Don't be a lane jumper!!

10. If we can all just work together for good we will all get there much sooner!!  

Never in my life have I seen such stupidity on the highway.  Remember my zipper analogy.  If you try to do the merge improperly your zipper will get stuck and jam JUST LIKE TRAFFIC!!!! 1 to 1 ratio!!!!