Road Rage

Road rage is everywhere. I hate driving in heavy traffic because people are way too high strung for me. I think cars should be equipped with meters that register how ticked off you are and then pump the appropriate amount of nitrous oxide into your car to make you chill out! It crosses all barriers too from the rich to the poor from the old to the young everyone gets a little cranky on the road.

When someone cuts me off I am completely okay with it if they hit the gas and get out of my way. I say kudos to you for not causing a wreck with that horrible piece of driving you were doing there now get along little doggie. However, when someone rushes to get past you and then gets in front of you only to slow down about 20 mph I am not a happy little girl. In cases such as this I imagine myself being extremely large and being able to pick up their car and then place it going in the opposite direction on the interstate preferably not near an exit so as to maximize their turn around time. I imagine how they would be completely disoriented and wonder what on earth was going on. I don't hurt them or anyone around them mind you they just really ticked me off.

I truly used to love to drive. It was calming and pleasurable. Too many people are too stressed when they get behind the wheel nowadays. Calm down and drive people!!! We will all get to our locations safely if you would chill out and pay attention.

I would also like to add a side note. I am not a texter, but recently I had a friend text me whilst driving and all I was going to text was I'm lost and I couldn't even get to the right screen I gave up. Yeah, I don't know how on earth you people are having conversations while driving put the thing in the trunk you are going to kill somebody!