Okay. So with it being summer and all we are at the pool more often therefore giving me a whole lot of highly inappropriate things to discuss with who? Well, I'm mainly with my kids and I don't want to scar them for life and my husband is a workaholic so it's you. Sorry. Stop reading now I'll never know.
1. There should truly be a weight limit to the bikini. I'm happy that you are out there getting some sun and exercise that is good for everyone but what isn't good for everyone? The game of "Is that woman wearing the bottoms?" because your stomach is so large it is spilling over in some horrible muffin top accident that got someone fired I'm sure of it. and if you are hiding the bottoms of your bikini then I'm quite positive the top is going to be inadequate to hold whatever you've got going on on top! I'm not saying wear a tent but they have size appropriate swimsuits people otherwise just go naked there will really not be a difference. Please don't go naked.
2. There is apparently a new phenomenon on larger women near their upper thigh. It kind of looks like leg breasts. I can tell you one thing. A. It makes my front butt look fantastic! B. It makes me want to invest in one of those thigh master thingies Suzanne Summers used to try to sell!
3. There is such a thing as too tan. A nice golden brown is wonderful and makes one look healthy and full of life. Too much tan makes one look like some sort of strange leather creature that should be made into a belt or chair.
4. Teen clusters. Why is it that when a teenager goes to the pool it is never just by themselves or with a friend? Why is it always as swarm or herd? I ask this because they never actually talk to one another they are each on their phones. Who are they even talking to? Isn't everyone they know in this cluster? and if not why are they at the pool with these people because these are the people that are seeing their half naked self, don't you think you should at least say hello?
5. Speaking of phones. What is wrong with people? You go into a restaurant and look around. What do you see? You will see couples each on their own phone typing away. You might even see a table of people each on their phone. Have we lost the ability to have a conversation without little smiley faces and acronyms? First the handwritten letter is gone and now the art of conversation? Do you know how excited I get when I actually get mail? It makes my day!!
Ok. I'm done for now, but I'll be back. This world is gone crazy and I'm just one little observer sharing my "WHAT ON EARTH'S?!"
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