Good Morning! I am so very excited that it is the morning of the last day of school for my kiddos. The only thing they have left is an awards ceremony. You know the one where they give out the awards for best at math, best in social studies, and over all fantastic individual?
Well, I was thinking as I often do why don't they have an award for parents? I'm not asking for the stuff that people already get praised for I'm talking about ones for the parents that are barely holding on on this the last day of school. So, here is my humble request for a few realistic awards that I would like to see, not trophies, instead spa and restaurant gift certificates for. A trophy I would just have to dust and we all know how horrible I am at that so something I'm going to actually use. Here goes.
Least number of calls to the front office with questions, requests, or special accommodations for ones child.
Most number of forgotten items caught before ones offspring left the house in the first place.
Largest filter - As in this individual will not have called everyone and told them exactly how they feel about every little thing that has gone wrong complaining. The opposite offender of this award should have to rub this persons feet.
Perfect attendance (A side note: this person must have NO speeding tickets that would relate to the drop off experience)
Most miles driven to accommodate ones child's education. (This does not include after school activities that is a different awards ceremony entirely.)
Most controlled behavior in the pick up line.
The two most important awards should be Biggest smile and Loudest laugh!
Now, everyone enjoy a cold beverage, put on some sandals and enjoy that summer sun!!!
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