My kids and I visited a local waterpark yesterday. In my older years I am getting less and less about the thrill of sliding down a twisting tube and more about sitting at the bottom and waiting for the excitement to be over. I'm still very much okay to go and experience the goings on of a waterpark just not so much the near death experiences that some of the rides hold.
The lazy river is right up my alley. I do believe that there should be a lazy river for those that are not quite so lazy as others though. I could fall asleep in that bad boy if it weren't for the individuals who get bored after 2 minutes and decide to run through the lazy river....What is lazy about that?
I had some observations that I would like to share with you now but please remember these are merely observations. I am not judging these individuals for their "choices" nor to I mean to make fun of them in any way. I am just observing....objectively.
1. Just because the bikini comes in your size does not mean that you should wear it.
2. Spandex, while a fantastic invention, does have its limitations.
3. There is such a thing as too skinny.
4. No matter what a grandmother looks like in a bathing suit I will always be impressed that she is out there playing with her grandchildren.
5. It is important to get help on your back when using a self tanner.
6. The matching hat, heels, and bathing suit combo might not be appropriate for a waterpark.
7. It is surprisingly satisfying to see a woman in full makeup and matchy matchy outfit get pelted with a giant bucket of 100's of gallons of water.
8. Manscaping is just as important as ladyscaping.
I am always thankful for the times I have with my children. I am blessed with this time with them. Thank you God for summer break.
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