Does anyone else have thoughts that you really don't feel comfortable asking someone but you generally would like an answer to? How about just strange train of thought type stuff that gets way out of hand and you end up cracking yourself up but it would be way to much of an explanation to bring anyone else in on the funny... ME TOO!!! Here are a few.
1. Do you really want to eat the sushi that is 50%? I mean I am totally ok with it in coupon form but if I walk in somewhere and they are trying to pass off their "Not quite too old sushi" in order to not lose all of their money I'm just not going to be in the market you know?
2. Why must we subject ourselves to the process of putting on eye makeup during allergy season? My eyes water so much that it looks like I am a blubbering mess when in fact I am not...normally. All the eye makeup then ends up off by say 10 am and it looks like I never tried in the first place. Can we just save a step and assume I put it on and you just missed it? I looked fabulous today in case you were wondering!
3. Can you freeze eggs? Not like human eggs but like chicken eggs, to use later. Do you crack them first? What if you didn't. What would that do?
4. Wouldn't it be great if you could DVR your dreams?
5. Do you ever find yourself driving and you have no clue where you are going? Only to realize that you are going somewhere that you go a lot but that is not where you are supposed to be going and now you are late and screaming "Get your head in the game!" to which the guy in the car next to you is offended because he thinks you are talking to him, but you are so upset he doesn't realize that you are talking to yourself and he ends up flipping you off?
6. Why don't doctors have treasure chests for adults? A nice smelling hand cream, a key chain, how about a pen or a loofah? Why should kids be the only ones that get pointless junk at the end of their traumatic life experiences?
7. Is there a place in this world where people are judged not so much for what they look like but for their personalities? I want to go there. Mainly because there are some people out there that are extremely popular that have some pretty unfortunate personalities.
Just wondering...
2 comments:
Thank you for confirming that I'm not the only lunatic falling victim to all those random thoughts...I especially like #6. Have you noticed even the dog has gotten into the action on this one? You go to the bank and BAM! there's the teller with a dog biscuit. Why isn't she passing you a doughnut or a fruit 'n grain bar while she's at it?
Not sure about the egg thing...we go through a carton a week so I can't imagine needing to freeze them!
Love your posts!
Traci, Thanks! I would settle for a breath mint!! You know after they have been all up in your business they know you need one...not you...me.
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