We had decided to go a little late so our tickets were North Nosebleed but they were fine we were in the same room as Dolly Parton all was good. It was a wonderful concert. Now, I myself am not a typical concert goer so I would just like to put out there the questions that plagued my brain whilst Ms. Dolly was performing.
1. Does the woman in Extreme North Nosebleed think Dolly can hear her? I mean...I can hear her or at least I could the first few times she screamed "9 to 5" in my ear! She started screaming it the very first song and was extremely persistent and overly disgusted with Dolly by the end of the concert. Dolly did finally sing the little diddy but it was the next to last song and to be quite honest either the woman left or she had passed out from screaming so much because when Dolly did finally play it I would have thought the lady would have been at least a little excited. I wouldn't know I refused to turn around. My daughter, however, shot her enough dirty glances for all of us and the man directly behind me cussed her enough to complete the lovely picture.
2. Why do people dress up like the person that is performing? Especially if the performer is the opposite sex from themselves. I don't get it. Do they think they are going to get pulled on stage? Is this the goal? or asked for their autograph? As if someone would mistake the 6 foot tall overweight MAN for Dolly? No, I will never understand this.
3. Who brings a baby to a concert? Okay, who brings a baby to a concert that your seats are in North Nosebleed? The performer is less than an inch tall and could seriously be the 6 foot man dressed up like Dolly lip synching we would never know! To beat it all it was a late concert, it started at 8 and was not over until 11. I myself was feeling to be the horrible parent for keeping my 7 and 9 year old up past bedtime, but a baby? Seriously? The poor thing screamed! It could not be consoled, probably the LOUD music! Some people need to wait to have children until they are capable of not putting themselves first. Which in some peoples cases may never happen. Just sayin'.
4. I'm not sure who they went by to measure how much room each person would need in a seat, but who ever it was needs to eat a few cheeseburgers and take some sort of growth hormone. My 7 year old daughter didn't have enough leg room for goodness sake! I passed a highly overweight man on my way up, it looked as if he seriously was stuck.
All in all it was a wonderful concert, and Dolly is an extremely talented woman playing several instruments and singing beautifully, and I am very glad to be blessed with a fun husband who likes to take us to different and extremely interesting things.
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I can't say much, since I screamed "Rocketown" over and over again when we saw Michael W Smith in February. Oh, and he heard me. He looked at me like I was a kid about to get a time out. But I was sitting pretty close. He eventually played it! I didn't dress up like him or take any kids! :)
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