What a day.

I got on here thinking that I was going to vomit all of the horrible things that made today just as precious as it could be (excuse me whilst I wipe up all of the sarcasm I just dripped.) but I say No Mam! I will not spew the ick from the world of blog. What good would that do anyway? None I tell you. So, instead I am going to talk about funny things.

I am going to tell you my recent made me laugh so hard I wanted to puke story, and yes I am sure I will be embellishing for effect but not much....here we go.

I have a friend. A beautiful wonderful friend who always looks like a million bucks when she graces the world with herself. Heels, Hair and all sorts of Hotness walk down the pathways of life when this girl goes out into the world.

Do you know the things that stores put out in front in order to attract customers? The are made of some sort of light fabric and attached to wind machines and they look like really tall men, and every once in awhile they will fall and dance about in order to get your attention? Okay.

My fabulous friend was walking down the sidewalk, minding her own business, in her own little world I'm sure she was thinking of the 40 million things on her to do list when all of a sudden someone put fabric over her eyes and was trying to apprehend her. She began with her best kungfu moves and commenced screaming bloody murder all whilst attempting the clutches of her would be attacker. Finally my friend broke free only to find that her attacker was a blow up thingy and the people working in the mattress store that it was in front of had obviously wet themselves from laughing so hard.

I love my friend. She brings joy to my life. She can make me smile without even being here. She understands me. She doesn't expect me to be funny, and she understands when I am not. I am very glad that God brought her into my life, and that even though we haven't lived in the same city in more than 18 years we are even closer now than we were back then. You will always have people in your life that influence you but it is the ones that are still friends years later even when you may not have spoken in awhile. When you finally do talk it is as if no time has passed at all. I can count on one hand the people that are like this to me and I am blessed to have them in my life.