Weird thoughts pop in my head all the time. Things that I think if I say them outloud no one would understand me and everyone would think I was strange. Here are just a few recent ones.
Who got to decide that the only hair a woman should have is on top of her head? That other than her crown of splendor all other hair must be destroyed? and why did said person pardon the eyebrows? I mean as long as there are two of course. Just seems very strange to me. Don't get me wrong I like eyebrows..I'm just not sure what their purpose is.
Why do they make sz 16 or above skinny jeans? Because they're not.
I hate it when I am in traffic and I look up to see flashing lights with a sign that says Caution: Oversized load. I get wigged out that people are going to be driving along beside me and look over at me and say to themselves...Yes, Yes she is.
Why do onions smell like b.o? and why is that a tasty thing to eat? You wouldn't want to eat b.o. Why is a random root vegetable a good thing to eat?
I hate it when I answer the phone and the person who is calling says Who is this? Now, am I not the one that is in the dark? I mean if I didn't have caller id. Didn't they dial the phone with the sole intent of speaking to someone at my phone number? Did I throw them off? Shouldn't they say Oops, I might have the wrong number my name is Juan Valdez to who am I speaking as your voice drips of golden tones that warm my heart and I must know your identity.
Why do they call moms who don't go to a job that gets a pay check Stay at home moms? Cause we don't, stay at home I mean. Why is it working moms and stay at home moms? Do working moms never go home? Cause trust me this stay at home mom works. It is harder than anything I have ever done in my life. Not physically mind you more mentally. And the judgemental opinion of the general public that comes across when they ask you what you do is on my last nerve. I've been in the workforce. I have worked with people that the only thing they did all day was come to work get their coffee, sit in front of their computer playing either solitaire or surfing the internet go to lunch back for more of the same nonsense and then they go home. Every once in awhile they go to a meeting but that is about it. Now, mind you this isn't all working people but if you are going to assume that I as a stay at home mom just stay on my couch watching tv and eating bon bons all day then I am going to assume the same about you. That is the great thing about this world we all get to choose our own path so don't be judging mine just stay on yours and wave to me every once in awhile. Otherwise, shut up a little.
Why do tiny little blonde women like to drive big huge black SUVs that they can barely see over the dash? Get a pillow for goodness sake you are going to kill someone! or better yet why do old people think that if they drive 20 they will be safe? Why does anyone think they are capable of texting and driving? I can't even drive and find my phone in my purse let alone type on it. There is seriously nothing so important that you either can't pull over or wait. Get over yourself you are not that important.
Thank you for listening to my random ramblings. Have a great day!
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