Amusement park fashion

I was recently at an amusement park and of course I was people watching.  Why wouldn't I?  A good amusement park is a prime spot!!

I want to take a moment to say that while I love roller coasters and the joy that they bring my children I am indeed getting to old for the ones that shake you to death!  I just can't take it as much as I could when I was younger and don't even get me started on the spinny ones!  I get nauseous for days on those bad boys!!

I never wanted to grow up to be one of those old people that would never ride stuff but I now have a greater appreciation for why I didn't go to a lot of amusement parks growing up.

I wanted to discuss a few fashion statements that I'm pretty sure I won't be jumping on anytime soon.

I know that people cut off jeans to make shorts.  They've been doing it for quite some time.  I even understand that people sometimes cut them way shorter than I personally would deem appropriate and the pockets could be seen poking out because they are longer than the shorts but since when have we decided that we should bedazzle the pockets that are peaking out ? Are they really still pockets or do the bedazzle things go all the way through creating some sort of weird maze in your pocket?

This next one I only saw once and I'm pretty sure this woman was just doing it wrong.  Have you ever seen the swimsuit that Jim Carrey wore in some movie that looks like a giant V coming to a point at your nether regions and the 2 top points of the V covering the girls?  Well, a woman was wearing one of those suits only I'm pretty sure it wasn't a suit.  It was lace....as in see through lace...as in ew.

My final one I love.  I wouldn't wear one but I love.  UMBRELLA HATS!!!  I saw two women who had purchased theirs from a store in the park apparently because they still had the tags on them.  I have nothing negative to say about them, they just crack me up.  I'm not sure they really do much as far as shading you like a normal umbrella would but you wear that umbrella on your head woman in a jazzy chair you rock that look!

It's funny when I'm out amongst the masses.  I observe so many things that make me smile, some that disturb me and some that just completely gross me out, but I am always reminded.  It is a big planet.  We all have differences, but we all have similarities too.  Like wanting for some unknown reason to go on rides that beat the ever lovin' crap out of us!!