Merging and other none suches.

I'm not sure why I notice the stuff I do.  It makes no difference in the world as I know it or as anyone knows it really but some of my observations really get in there and make me wonder or make me laugh out loud or just make me ponder.  Since you are completely free to stop reading right now I am going to document them now and possibly make my children laugh in years to come when they look back this and laugh at how their mother has always been this odd!

1. There is a brown van that we pass every morning on the way to school.  It is like a delivery van with very few windows.  It is the color of a Hershey bar and I have decided it has been placed there to torment me.  (I'm not saying these observations are earth shattering I'm just saying that they are my observations....stop reading now if you have something better to do it isn't gonna go up from here.)

2. Why is it that there are always a few that have to break the rules?  The kids school has stated a pretty clear process for pick up line but every day there are a select few that either can't read or just don't feel that rules were made for them.  It drives me insane every single day.  I want to get out of my car with copies of the email and disperse them.  Lovingly, of course.

3. Why is it that people don't understand the concept of merging?  I will go back to my illustration of a zipper.  You take one metal piece from each side all the way up and the thing zips like a dream, you take two from one side and miss the one that is trying to merge in and BLAMMO! Zipper no work!  One car is not going to kill you people!

4. Speaking of merging.  When driving on a 5 lane highway the only reason you should be in the first lane is if you have only just joined the flow of traffic, you are about to leave the flow of traffic, or you are driving so slow if you try any of the other lanes you will impede the flow of traffic.  You should at no point use this as a passing lane cursing the drivers that are attempting to enter the roadway.  You sir can point that middle finger at yourself as you are the offender!

5. Why is it that I can never be dressed up and pretty on days that I am called into the kids school for an "emergency"?  Why is it that I am in the middle of laundry day looking like something out of My Fair Lady only before she could talk purty.

Ok.  I won't bore you any longer, but don't think I won't bore you again.  I have to make a case for the fact that when they tell the judge they have to put me in a home because I'm crazy I can pull up all these posts and say Honey, I'm better now than I was when I was 40 so shut up a little!  :)

Have a great day!