So, I had purchased some body wash from Marshall's that looked lovely. Meditteranian sea salt with citrus undertones experiencing all that Europe has to offer. It was a beautiful shade of teal sea blue and I was so very excited to experience the indulgences that were proclaimed on the bottle.
Lies! Lies I tell you! Oh, it's beautiful. Sure. What they forget to tell you is the way that you are going to experience Europe is if the experience you are looking for is mid August on a bus with a bunch of sweaty people who have not learned the joys of deodarent. This stuff should be advertised as BO in a bottle. I paid a pretty penny to smell worse than I did when I began the process of making myself smell better.
Lesson to learn from this? If you can not smell the body wash in the store put it back on the shelf!
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